Weird Science

[Uncle Mxy]

I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1006085401.htm

One interviewee (Charlotte) emphasised the role of appearance in the context of an intern: "He had quite a lot of internships and really good experience, but now I know why he hasn't got a permanent job. He kind of slobs around on the trading floor, he is one of those guys that can make a really expensive, sharp, nice suit looks scruffy and old. It's all part of the wrap, it's the kind of veneer we deal with in this business. So yes, I have to tell him that he has an attitude problem. Could you imagine trying to put him in front of a client?"

[Uncle Mxy]

Scientists create a virtual rat brain for immediate deployment in middle management:

http://www.financialexpress.com/arti...-brain/149528/

[Uncle Mxy]

And some good excuses to be a fattie:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1002103353.htm

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/ar...-1980s/407974/

[Uncle Mxy]

Why the fuck do you caffeinate BEES?!? Aren't they bad enough without caffeine?!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1015131835.htm

[Uncle Mxy]

Count your bites, count down the pounds
Pilot test subjects lose nearly four pounds over a month's time by doing something unnatural and stupid when it comes to eating

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1029111924.htm

[Uncle Mxy]

If just one night of bad sleep has just as big an impact on insulin sensitivity as 6 months of a bad diet, what does this say about diabetes testing and avoidance strategies?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1104134039.htm

[Uncle Mxy]

Get slowly neutered. Be happy?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1110171400.htm

[Uncle Mxy]

Researchers take first step in precision medicine for penile cancer

Source:
University of Michigan Health System

Until previously, victims of penile cancer often had to endure their dental surgery and amputated toes, because we weren't smart enough to focus on the penis, because we're U of M fuck-you-very-much.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1215091352.htm

Just seeing if anyone's reading...

[Uncle Mxy]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1221071633.htm

I predict real-life Flowers For Algernon scenarios in a few decades.

The haves will be able to afford the brain drugs. The have-nots...??

[Uncle Mxy]

My whole problem is my lips move when I think:

http://www.theatlantic.com/science/a...ors_picks=true