Weird Science

[Uncle Mxy]

If it doesn't make bionic sounds, it's not bionic.
And in the TV movies, you need frickin' laser beams too.

http://www.freep.com/article/2014042...S08/304230072/

[Uncle Mxy]

Being a helper is more worthwhile than actually helping:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Women are more negative? Bitches!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Don't cover suicide in the media because teenagers might kill themselves over it:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

Of course, it's kind of a weird study inasmuch as it involves ~20-25 year old news.
And we all know that nothing has changed about news in the past couple decades...

[Uncle Mxy]

Isn't it great to know that going above and beyond is so valued?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Speaking from experience, bad emo shit happens when your woman starts taking the pill after your relationship.
This is research that speaks to me:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Animal is a genius!

http://www.policymic.com/articles/89...verybody-elses

[Uncle Mxy]

Porn shrinks parts of your brain. They drew no conclusions, but clearly it's the little brain taking over from the big brain.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/...0E82BK20140528

[Uncle Mxy]

Weed fucks up your swimmers:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Who wants to be punched?

http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20140509054304.shtml