Originally Posted by
Zip Goshboots
The OP shows a complete lack of cognitive ability, social grace, and imagination.
The name "Zip Goshboots", for your information, was the creation of none other than William Shakespeare (Christopher Marlowe) in his original script of "Romeo and Juliet"--it was titled "Romeo and Zip" However, the leading critic of the day, Sir Snooky Fupdaigle, encouraged The Bard to stay away from a story examining the contentious and controversial (yes, even in 16th century England) topics of ambiguous homosexuality, croquet, murder, and cannibalism underscored by the ever popular theme of interracial relationships (which, as any Shakesperean expert knows, he later explored in his wonderful masterpiece "Waiting for Godot"
But you wouldn't know that, Daviticus, because you are busy trying to invent the perfect fart machine/pocket pussy, which would probably make you a billionaire in this ever declining society.
Good day, sir!
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