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    What can we get for Michael Curry?

    Wait, what do you mean he's the head coach? FUCK!

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    Doritos?
    Find a new slant.

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    We could probably get Flip back, if KStat asked really nicely.

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    For some reason I think the team would be even worse if Flip Murray was coaching.

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    Good call. But the offense would be very unique.

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    Haters.
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    Sample Practice:

    Coach Flip: "I call this the four corners offense. A.I. - take the ball."
    A.I.: "Okay..."
    Flip: "The rest of you, choose a corner to stand in. Allen, dribble the ball in the same spot on the floor until there are four seconds left on the shot clock. Then, I want you to get a bewildered look on your face as if to say 'well it looks like I have to do this myself' and isolate yourself towards the basket. You might score, you might not. But after the play is over, look mad and confused at the same time. We will run this as our default offense."
    Team: "..."
    Flip: "Okay our only other play is called 'What do my balls taste like, Kirk Heinrich?'"...

    Quote Originally Posted by WTFchris
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    We could probably get Flip back, if KStat asked really nicely.
    Ah, pistons fans are addicted to disappointment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    Sample Practice:

    Coach Flip: "I call this the four corners offense. A.I. - take the ball."
    A.I.: "Okay..."
    Flip: "The rest of you, choose a corner to stand in. Allen, dribble the ball in the same spot on the floor until there are four seconds left on the shot clock. Then, I want you to get a bewildered look on your face as if to say 'well it looks like I have to do this myself' and isolate yourself towards the basket. You might score, you might not. But after the play is over, look mad and confused at the same time. We will run this as our default offense."
    Team: "..."
    Flip: "Okay our only other play is called 'What do my balls taste like, Kirk Heinrich?'"...
    lol
    STEW BEEF!

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    He's already served as a mentor for Stuckey, so why not?
    Find a new slant.

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