The Michael Curry Sucks So Far Thread

[Fool]

Yes, he's a friggin cartoon character.

Right, because cartoon characters are successful at every level of basketball they try.

Curry, there's a guy who isn't a joke. He's only dragged around the league as a snitch by terrible assistant coaches turned head coaches and that regular season savant who is watching Dallas implode. Now he's head coach because he's agreed to be a yes-man to that ever fattening headman at the Palace.

RUN A FUCKING PLAY.

[Glenn]

Seems like a lock that someone would have given him his shot by now, eh?

[Fool]

Wait, so you are using the judgment of NBA executives as a knock on him?

That's a strong argument there.

[Glenn]

Right, because cartoon characters are successful at every level of basketball they try.

Our next coach?

[Fool]

Vinny Del Negro agrees with you.
So does Randy Wittman
As does Mike Dumbleavy and his kid
P.J. Carlisimo and whoeverthefuck just replaced him think you are right on.

[Fool]

Laimbeer is a girl now? That's what you are saying? I think most Piston fans would disagree but 80's era Boston fans like that call.

[Fool]

You know what? I'm being silly.

We should really try Mike Curry and a team full of 6'4-6'8 SGs. It's a great plan Glenn.

[Glenn]

Laimbeer is a girl now? That's what you are saying? I think most Piston fans would disagree but 80's era Boston fans like that call.

As far as I can tell, she's been successful at every level that she's tried.

QUALIFIED.

[Fool]

Yes, because the only qualification I've mentioned in this thread is the only qualification I would consider.

Nice try!

Joe the plumber seems successful at being a non-plumber and candidate mascot. HIRE HIM JOE!

[Glenn]

And for the record, I can't stand Curry as our coach, but it was destined to be so.

And since you are digging up out of context and inaccurate quotes, how about that John Hammond?