Official Minnesota Timberwolves Thread

[MoTown]

Anyone else see the Timberwolves record since this thread has been swatted? Maybe all OGTs should be in the stands. It's worth a shot.

[MoTown]

10-2 in December. 12-4 since Christmas. This thread is the key. The state of Minnesota owes me... as usual.

[WTFchris]

So why didn't you fix that damn bridge before it collapsed?

All MoTown cares about are sports.

[MoTown]

I couldn't get to that one in time. I did stop the nuclear explosion in downtown St. Paul that no one heard about. It's a thankless job...

[Timone]

Hey Mo, what do you think of Shubazz?

[MoTown]

HUGE fan. How many other players share the name of the Muslim Prophet and a catchphrase all in one?

[Timone]

OMG

[MoTown]

<--- Dusting off the cleats and attempting to make a comeback.

[Vinny]

[Glenn]

I'm gonna cry.

#verklempt