Official John Daly thread

[Glenn]

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

[Hermy]

I wish my alcoholism was like his alcoholism.

[MoTown]

I wish my alcoholism was like his alcoholism.

Isn't that sorta like the new Nike slogan?

My alcoholism is better than your alcoholism.

[Tahoe]

Peeps love to hack on JD but I love the guy.

[Hermy]

My drunk smells like french toast.

My drunk and stoned had a baby named Fucked the Fuck up Bitch.

[MoTown]

That one's going in the post of the year candidates.

[geerussell]

If I had a role model in sports, JD would be the one.

[Big Swami]

I take your "Best drunk golfer video ever" and counter it with the "Best drunk rock band video ever."

[Glenn]

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/...854824,00.html

Golfer John Daly detained after passing out drunk at Hooters

By Staff Reports
Published: October 29, 2008

When you hear the words "Hooters," "John Daly" and "extremely intoxicated" in the same sentence, you know where this story is going.

In the latest chapter of Daly's longtime struggle with alcohol abuse, he was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters restaurant, according to a statement released by Winston-Salem police on Wednesday.

Police officers were called to the Hooters at 120 Hanes Square Circle in Winston-Salem at 2:17 a.m. Sunday. When police arrived, Daly, who had passed out at the restaurant, was already being treated by emergency medical workers, according to police reports. Emergency workers said Daly refused to go to a hospital.

According to police, Daly "appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative." Daly again refused to go to the hospital and was eventually asked to leave by Hooters employees, police said.

Because Daly had no transportation, police said they held him in custody at a local jail until he sobered up. Daly was photographed by police but does not appear to have been charged with any crime.

This is the latest in a series of headlines about the long-hitting star, who came from nowhere to win the 1991 PGA Championship. This year, he made a bizarre appearance at the British Open, where he accused his former coach Butch Harmon of lying about Daly's alcohol abuse and then struggled to break 90, and he played a shirtless round in Missouri for a local TV crew, which became a YouTube hit.

[Glenn]

Nothing?