Monkey on a Segway...

[Tahoe]

[Vinny]

I am now prepared to die in peace.

[Fool]

monkeys > Japanese > Americans

[MoTown]

A monkey would make the greatest pet in history. I need to price one out.

[Glenn]

A monkey is the greatest pet in history. I need boysex.

[Fool]

I would imagine a monkey is a lot like a toddler who doesn't grow up and doesn't ever learn to talk.

Rabbits kinda suck as pets btw justsoyouknow.

[Fool]

OFF TOPIC:

I always thought the guy who set the screen was the guy who gave the high-five. That's either wrong, or he rips off his shirt after setting a successful screen for the future President.

[MoTown]

I just looked up monkeys as pets: Not a good idea.

Apparently unless they are trained by a professional trainer, there's a 99.9% chance it's not going to work out. They can even give you Herpes B by biting you. They can be toilet trained as babies, but they will end up throwing their poo at you by adulthood. They get very aggressive as they age.

So bukdow could live with it, but none of the rest of you could.

[Tahoe]

I bet that monkey learned more in a shorter period of time then a lot of peeps I know.

[longshanks]

During the first 2 minutes of that video, I have never laughed harder at work. That was awesome...