WTF's News of the weird

[Uncle Mxy]

I felt the same way when Lasher was misspelled:

http://www.statesmanjournal.com/arti...nclick_check=1

A man brought a pressure cooker he claimed was a bomb into the Teacher Standards and Practices Commission office and told employees he tried to blow up their sign because it was misspelled on Wednesday morning.

[Uncle Mxy]

How much ya wanna bet that this guy is an Ohio State fan?

http://www.freep.com/article/2013062...made-him-do-it

A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after, police said, he ripped off part of his penis during a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township.

[Uncle Mxy]

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...area-highways/

[Uncle Mxy]

This brings a whole new meaning to Jughead:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1534462

EXCLUSIVE: Archie Comics co-CEO accused of gender discrimination by male employees
Nancy Silberkleit is accused by her male employees of gender discrimination such as referring to them as 'penis' instead of by name, but Silberkleit contends that the case should be tossed out because white males are not 'a protected class'.

[Uncle Mxy]

Death by wedgie?

http://www.freep.com/article/20140109/NEWS07/301090055/

A 33-year-old man in Oklahoma allegedly killed his stepfather after a fight over the holidays by yanking underwear up the stepfather’s back and over his head so that the waistband was around his neck, authorities said.

[Uncle Mxy]

I feel left out wearing New Balance shoes!

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous'

http://www.freep.com/article/2014011...oes-dangerous-

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I like this kid!

http://www.freep.com/article/2014012...michigan-flint

“It’s scary to think I’m about to go out into this economy and try to find a job and have all this debt I’ll have to start paying,” said Benda, 22, of St. Clair. “I started thinking, ‘Do I have anything available I could sell?’ ”

He found something — the space on top of his graduation cap. Long used as an expression of thanks, school pride, or crazy artwork, Benda hopes to cash in on the 10-inch by 10-inch hat by selling the squares on top to anyone who will buy them.

[Uncle Mxy]

Clearly, the Smarties Candy Company leaked this so they could jack up their prices! Fuckers!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1585876

Kids warned after rash of middle schoolers crush up, snort Smarties candy

[Uncle Mxy]

Feuding superheroes in Michigan?

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...#ixzz2sd1aBWDV

East Jordan— Petoskey Batman and Bee Sting were as thick as thieves, getting baptized together in the Jordan River — in northern Michigan.

Now they’re archenemies.

The two men, part of a Michigan group that fights crime while dressed as superheroes, accuse each other of all manner of villainy.

It includes purported death threats and allegations of welfare fraud, probation violations and misuse of money from a fundraiser for the homeless.

Holy dirty laundry, Batman!

Their spat over leadership of the Michigan Protectors has split the dozen-member group into two parts.

“He is an abusive, neglectful, thieving, boastful, cowardly crook,” said Mark Williams, alias Petoskey Batman. “He belongs in jail and I will see him there.”

Adam Besso, aka Bee Sting, said Williams is obsessed.

“He has to tear others down to feel better about himself,” Besso said. “He’s like Lord of the Flies with a slightly better version of dirt bags.”

[Uncle Mxy]

Where's Pharaoh when you need him?



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1698472