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    Bowler dies after perfect game
    Remembered by family, friends

    Last Edited: Thursday, 06 Nov 2008, 10:21 PM EST

    RAVENNA, Mich. (WOOD) - Friends remembered Thursday night a man who died just minutes after bowling a perfect 300.

    Don Doane, 62, of Ravenna bowled that perfect game on October 16 at the Ravenna Bowl. Friends told 24 Hour News 8 he was celebrating the milestone with other bowlers in the alley when he collapsed of a heart attack.

    "Don had been close a couple other times where he had the first 10 in a row. But this was a lifetime acheivement for him, and coming up off the approaches a lot of congratulations, a lot of high fives," said Jim Nutt, a friend and teammate.

    The league is planning a memorial in which Doane's wife and son will each get rings marking Don's perfect game.
    Find a new slant.

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    That's a good death. A warrior's death. Don Doane has found a place in Valhalla.

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    In other news of the weird:

    http://bashbacknews.wordpress.com/20...r-mega-church/

    The Mount Hope Church is a deplorable, anti-queer mega-church in
    Lansing, Michigan. The church works to institutionalize transphobia and
    homophobia through several repulsive projects including organized “ex-gay” conferences and so-called “hell houses”, which depict queers, trannies and womyn who seek abortions as the horrors. Mt. Hope is complicit in the repression of queers in Michigan and beyond.

    Bash Back! ain’t down with that. And so on Sunday November 9th, about
    thirty radical queers from Lansing, Chicago, Memphis and Milwaukee disrupted the church’s most well-attended sermon.

    At noon, a small group of folks dressed in pink and black, equipped with a megaphone, black flags, picket signs and an upside-down pink cross began demonstrating outside the church. The group was extremely loud and wildly offensive.

    The demonstration drew a majority of Mount Hope’s security staff outside
    to watch them.

    Meanwhile, with the guards pre-occupied by the distraction, over a dozen queers had put on their Sunday-best and infiltrated the church’s congregation. At the signal that the guards had been lured outside, the
    infiltrators sprung into action.

    A group stood up, declared themselves fags, and began screaming loudly.
    Upon hearing the loud interruption, other affinity groups went into action. A team that had been hiding under the pews in the closed-off balcony dropped a banner and pulled back the curtains to reveal “IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY! BASH BACK!”. Another group threw over a thousand fliers to the entirety of the congregation. The fire alarm was pulled. Queers began making out in front of the pastor. And within a matter of minutes, everyone had evaded the guards and made their escapes.

    Bash Back! operatives, still hidden among the congregation observed a
    person screaming that Satan had come to Mount Hope, that the end was here, that the queers were everywhere. She then began speaking tongues. The dumbfounded pastor, after regaining his composure, went on to speak of the of decadent, depraved wolves that menace his flock of sheep.

    Let it be known: So long as bigots kill us in the streets, this pack of
    wolves will continue to BASH BACK!

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    I'd say no one deserves this, but she deserves this.

    Woman Injects Cooking Oil Into Face
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    (Nov. 12) - A Korean woman is responsible for her own cosmetic procedure nightmare after she injected cooking oil into her face, London's Daily Telegraph reported.

    Doctors removed more than 2 ounces of cooking oil from Hang Mioku's face and more than 7 ounces from her neck after her botched attempt to achieve eternal youth left her face severely enlarged and disfigured.

    Hang, 48, first had plastic surgery 20 years ago. She moved to Japan and underwent several more surgeries, mostly to her face, until she became unrecognizable, according to the Telegraph.

    Hang's own parents didn't know who she was when she returned home to Korea. But that didn't stop her from wanting more. Hang managed to find a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections and even supplied her with a syringe and silicone so she could inject herself.

    When she ran out of silicone, Hang decided to substitute cooking oil, the Telegraph reported.
    EDIT: Gross: Don't proceed if you don't want to throw up.



























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    ^^Seriously? No comments about this?

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    As always, Wiz comes up huge.

    Quote Originally Posted by WTFchris
    MoTown is right.

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