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**MoTown** · 05-29-2009 09:49 AM

God works in mysterious ways.

**geerussell** · 06-01-2009 07:21 AM

Egyptian Cuts Off His Own Penis After He Was Refused Permission To Marry Girl From Lower-Class Family

CAIRO — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families _ and are rarely for love.

**Uncle Mxy** · 06-01-2009 10:17 AM

It was either that or be a suicide bomber.

**Zip Goshboots** · 06-03-2009 12:00 AM

WATCH THE FUCK OUT MOXIE!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31068446/?GT1=43001

**Uncle Mxy** · 06-07-2009 08:47 PM

That's some fucked-up salsa!

http://www.detnews.com/article/20090...gets-probation

Woodhaven -- A priest was sentenced today to nine months probation and ordered to attend a 10-week sex offender class after pleading no contest to a disorderly conduct charge stemming from an indecent exposure allegation.

The Rev. Roger Knapp, 57, pastor of St. Victor Catholic Church in Gibraltar, agreed to the plea deal last month. The city attorney dropped a lewdness charge.

A waitress at a Mexican restaurant in Woodhaven said the priest exposed and fondled himself under a table on March 26. Knapp claimed he was wiping salsa off his pants.

She did not show up at the sentencing to make a statement before 33rd District Judge Michael McNally. Knapp also declined to comment.

Other requirements include undergoing psychiatric evaluation and treatment if necessary, performing 50 hours of community service by Aug. 1 and paying nearly $600 in fines.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt, although is treated as such for sentencing purposes. The misdemeanor charge is punishable by 93 days in jail and/or $5,000 fine.

According to the police report, the waitress had seen the man in the restaurant several times and he would "pursue conversations with her that contained sexual overtones."

Knapp has taken a personal leave of absence from St. Victor's.

**geerussell** · 06-12-2009 10:23 PM

31 Ft. Goat Tower" Keeps Animals Fit, Happy

"Goats love it and people driving by can't believe it," says David Johnson of Findlay, Ill., about his 31-ft. tall, 7-ft. dia. "goat tower" built with the help of the late Jack Cloe, Herrick, Ill. The tower was constructed with 5,000 hand-made bricks, each one a different size and shape. The tower has 276 concrete steps, arranged to form a spiral staircase, that allows Johnson's goats to climb up and down with ease.

Johnson has 34 Saanen milk goats that use the tower. "Goats are the most curious animals in the world so they use the tower a lot. They come and go, passing each other on the ramp as needed."

The tower has six floors made from poured concrete, with three openings on each side. The tower sets on a 10-ft. sq. concrete block set 6 ft. deep in the ground.