Your most recent trip to the bathroom in more than one word

[UxKa]

You poop with one cheek on the seat?

[Timone]

Really bad day at the office.

[Timone]

No blood this time.

[Glenn]

stood with pride

[Timone]

stood with pride

+ respect

[Glenn]

there is blood

[Timone]

there is blood

Blood brothers!

[Timone]

Another huge one.

[Uncle Mxy]

To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep—
To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub!
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

[Glenn]

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