WTF Presents: Man Laws

[Tahoe]

If you can remember how many you had, you can't have a hangover.

1000 posts and he finally says something worth a damn.

[Timone]

I gotta say, I own fringe and blatant chick flicks and watch them without shame. Sleepless in Seattle is an honestly good movie. The fact that it is a chick flick doesn't stop me from watching it.

Is Clueless considered a chick flick? Because that's one of my guilty pleasures.

[-NoQuarter-]

A real man shall not perform dance moves (of ANY kind) while in front of the mirrored walls at the gym...

Seriously, what the fuck kind of bullshit is that and why didn't your dad beat the shit out of you and make you play sports?

[D's Nuts]

When a woman is on the rag it automatically becomes Blowjob Week.

[Zekyl]

Cogent on the last 2. Very very cogent.

[Tahoe]

Men shall not make those lil Xs and Ox when writting a note.

[Glenn]

Men shall not write notes.

Unless they are vulgar and attached to some asshole's windshield.

[Zekyl]

If they are vulgar and on a windshield, can Xs and Os be used as sarcasm just to make the asshole feel even more pathetic?

[DrRay11]

See, Man Law has many intricacies.

[Big Swami]

Man Laws have no room for intricacy. X's and O's make you seem fruity no matter how you use them. Handwritten notes shall be allowed in the following circumstances:

1) "YOU PARK LIKE A RETARD"

2) "Thanks for sending me beer after I sawed my fingers off. Goes well with Vicodin." (Note: this was a real note from someone I know.)

3) "Pack up your shit and be out by Wednesday. P.S. You should probably get tested for the clap."

4) "Bathroom is flooded. Use flower garden."

Furthermore, I propose that cases 2 and 3 are the only cases in which a sign-off is ever needed, and in those cases, the sign off should simply be your name and nothing else. No "sincerely," no "best regards," and certainly no "love..." In these cases, simply end the note with "Dave" or "Stan." Anything else puts you under suspicion.