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  1. 07-31-2008 06:20 PM #11
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    A man shall not pee sitting down unless both legs are broken. Even then it's a little suspect.

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  2. 08-01-2008 09:47 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekyl
    A man shall not nag
    Fixed.
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  3. 08-01-2008 10:22 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by UxKa
    A man cannot go to his friends house, shit, and then fall asleep.
    Maybe if drunk, maybe... but not sober when you leave your own house to go to your friends.
    Wait, why not?
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  4. 08-01-2008 01:29 PM #14
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    A man shall never be caught carrying a dog that's 8 lbs or under.

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  5. 08-01-2008 06:03 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    A man shall never be caught carrying a dog that's 8 lbs or under.
    ...unless the dog is being used for a backyard football game.


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  6. 08-01-2008 11:13 PM #16
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    Excellent call. Bring out the punt team.

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  7. 08-01-2008 11:20 PM #17
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    A man never pisses into another man's appreciation thread.
    Find a new slant.
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  8. 08-01-2008 11:38 PM #18
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    This is the kind of thread Zip was born to post in.
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  10. 08-02-2008 09:23 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    A man shall not pee sitting down unless both legs are broken. Even then it's a little suspect.
    What about pre-shit or during-shit?
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