WTF Presents: Man Laws

[MoTown]

A man shall not skip out on a Rec League game because his girlfriend has set up a shopping date for the two of them.

[MoTown]

A man shall not have any fruity drink while hanging out with the boys after a game.

[MoTown]

A man is allowed to look at hot chicks when they walk in the door, even if their girlfriend/wife is around and not feel ashamed for doing it.

(Most of these man laws are targetted at one of my friends)

[MoTown]

A man does not need permission to go out to the bar with his friends.

[Wizzle]

wasn't there a council on this

[MoTown]

There was - I fired them due to "Lack of getting shit done." You're my new council.

[Wizzle]

fair enough

first entry;

A man shall not tell another man how to drive in any nagging or critical tones

[Zekyl]

I am shall not nag. Period.

[Wizzle]

I am shall not nag. Period.

that your Indian name?

[UxKa]

A man cannot go to his friends house, shit, and then fall asleep.
Maybe if drunk, maybe... but not sober when you leave your own house to go to your friends.