Things that crack you up

[Timone]

Music elitists.

[Zekyl]

16 year old scene kids.
Anyone who thinks they're 'goth', Gothic was a period in time that had nothing to do with dressing black and wearing eye makeup idiots.

[MoTown]

Lifetime movies. "Because men are bad and will rape you."

[Fool]

Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

[Timone]

Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

That would crack me up if I didn't listen to The Cure.

[Glenn]

Johnny Cash ate goths for breakfast.

[Fool]

Out of shame and a futile attempt to reject the very part of himself he hated most.

[Black Dynamite]

Women who fuck guys they can't stand.

Muthafuckas who get calf implants rather than workout to get bigger calfs.

People who take the internet seriously.

People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.

Unfortunately crackheads from time to time ironically crack me up.

The Chappelle Show

Dave Chappelle in general.

The part in fight club when Jack realizes he's fucking Marla Singer and his flashback to the moment looks as if he just realized it then with no laws of time gap.

[Glenn]

The leprechaun in the tree

[MoTown]

People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR DRTRE11! GOOD SHIT. Damn, only Knockout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy.