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    Message board arguments that result in someone saying "I win" at the end of one of their posts and putting the other person on ignore.

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    http://www.freep.com/article/2009110...or-debt-relief
    A bill collector was arraigned today after Roseville police said he offered to make a city woman’s bill go away in exchange for a sex act and then exposed himself to her before leaving her home.

    George Herron, 43, of Detroit was ordered held on $10,000 bond on criminal sexual conduct and aggravated indecent exposure, both misdemeanors, in Roseville’s 39th District Court, police said.

    They said he is an account representative for Rent-A-Center and went to the 21-year-old woman’s home Oct. 22 to discuss a delinquent account. During the discussion, he turned the conversation into a sexual nature, offering to make her bill go away in exchange for a sex act, police said.

    Herron then exposed himself to her while taking her hand and placing on himself. The woman pulled away and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home, police said.

    Later, police said, Herron called the woman and again expressed an interest in exchanging a sex act for eliminating her debt to the company. She then reported the incident to police.

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    lol at
    and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home
    How were the cops not called directly at this point?!

    she must've wanted it a little


    and also fail blog cracks me up

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    I think he was just giving her a little help with her goals.
    Find a new slant.

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    Not Mitch Hedberg.

    More amusing than lolfunny.

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    Try these in the Google search bar (see what it recommends with autocomplete):

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    Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
    Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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    ^Pharaoh's got that tattoo.
    Find a new slant.

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    Um, I have no tats.

    Could never settle on what I wanted to wear for life so didn't get one.
    Rise like Lions after slumber,
    In unvanquishable number -
    Shake your chains to earth like dew
    Which in sleep had fallen on you -
    Ye are many - they are few.

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    I used to tear my shirt but now you tore my heart.

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