Glenn's OFFICIAL Tiger Woods fist pump thread

[GrantBell]

David Stern has admitted to sleeping with Tiger.

[Glenn]

Tiger is apparently bringing Michael Jordan to the presser.

[MoTown]

When will this end? WHY DOES ANYONE CARE?!?! It's dominated all news outlets today. You would think he was the leader of the free world.

[Glenn]

He wasn't being genuine and he was very robotic.

[Tahoe]

I thought he did a pretty good job today.

And Mo, its just the more perfect sponsors make out the image of somone to be, the harder they fall. The bigger the wreck, the more peeps watch.

[DennyMcLain]

He was slow and painfully deliberate in the beginning, but then sped up and got excited when he started talking about his charities, as if to say:

"Whew! Got THAT shit outta the way. Now I can talk about something I actually CARE about"

[MoTown]

I thought he did a pretty good job today.

And Mo, its just the more perfect sponsors make out the image of somone to be, the harder they fall. The bigger the wreck, the more peeps watch.

I understand that, but every news outlet covered his speech. I think this had more viewers than the State of the Union.

[Tahoe]

^ Gotcha. I didn't realize it was all over the news, cuz other than watching him make his statement, I didn't watch TV. I should have figured they'd cover it ad nauseum.

[MoTown]

I just don't understand why so many people care. He cheated on his wife, he's not a saint, now forget about it. If you like golf, watch him golf. If you don't, don't. ESPN was interviewing people to see if they accepted his apology. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY?!?! The stock market stopped for his presser. HE IS A GODDAMN GOLFER FOR CRISSAKES! Clinton got less attention for his affair.

I think every man that cheated on his wife should have a press conference and I'll decide if I accept their apology.

[Glenn]

Insensitive.

He actually does have a family history of this.