Glenn's OFFICIAL Tiger Woods fist pump thread

[Glenn]

I need Walter Sharpe's take on this.


^insensitive

[Timone]

I hope there's a sex tape. That would really put this over the top.

[Tahoe]

We're getting a laugh out of all this shit at work. Funny as hell.

So the chick he had an affair with was undoubtedly asking for some dough...

Tigers Lawyers: "Yeah, we'll get back to you"

Gloria Alred and Ho: News Conference Scheduled for yesterday

Tigers Lawyers an hour before News Conference: "Hey Gloria, Wassup! Hey we misplaced your number but found it. So about the dough you want"

Gloria and Ho: Cancel News Conference.

[Glenn]

Porn star Holly Sampson is seventh woman linked to Tiger Woods as sex scandal continues to grow
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...ource_sez.html

[Glenn]

And then there were 9: two more girls claim affairs with golfing great: http://bit.ly/6zZtxz

[MoTown]

I wonder how many of these chicks are legit, though. I might say I had an affair with Tiger if I can get some publicity out of this to promote my new book.

[Glenn]

Oh, I agree. I'm just lolling as the # goes higher and higher.

By next week, we might hit 100.

[Tahoe]

Tiger has to spill his guts to his attorneys. They need to know who to pay off and who to tell to fuck off. I'm thinking Elin might want her attorneys in that meeting too.

[Vinny]

"When Tiger goes out in Orlando he certainly goes to Blue Martini," a local club insider told The News. "Any rich and horny guy from the suburbs can go there and leave with a girl on each arm."

Reports of Woods' close-to-home dalliances come amid reports Sunday that he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town.

[Fool]

Ledezma just bought his plane ticket.