The I Can't Fucking Sleep Thread

[Timone]

I have found that it sometimes helps to get away from the computer and into a thing called a "bed." Or, if you have a laptop, "turning it off" or "closing the lid." Both can be effective sleep techniques.

If they worked, I wouldn't have started this thread.

[KP43]

The I Can't Fucking Sleep Because the Wings Blew it in the Last Minute Thread.

[Tahoe]

If it gets serious, take a fucking Ambien. You sleep, you relieve the stress of not sleeping, so you sleep some more.

[Timone]

I'm actually feeling tired right now. Gonna try this sleep thing again.

[Fool]

Drugs can put you in a coma, that's sorta like sleep.
I haven't read any of this thread.

[Tahoe]

Not sleeping can put you in your grave

[Timone]

Not sleeping can put you in your grave

bs, errybody knows sleep is the cousin of death.

[BubblesTheLion]

bs, errybody knows sleep is the cousin of death.

Which is why I never go to bed with a New York State of Mind.

Timb, stavation is a quick path to sleep.
Your body depletes it's energy. It resets your cycadian cycles to maximize daylight .

[Timone]

Could only get a little more than 2 hours. I fell asleep with the Tigers game on, woke up and the game was still on. Leave it to the fucking Tigers...

[MoTown]

This is not a joke:

I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a couple of my friends, and Uncle Mxy called me up to try and sell me something (I don't remember what it was, some device or something). Keep in mind that I've never met Uncle Mxy in my life, nor do I have a clue as to what he is like outside of WTF, but if it's like my dream he has a high voice and introduces himself over the phone as "Uncle Maxy."

I think I need to take a while away from WTF if posters are haunting my dreams.