Beilein: Master Motivator

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AT LEAST HE DOESN'T DESTROY FAMILY VALUES

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[Timone]

At least there's someone who thinks so!

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CHECK THIS SHIT OUT QUICK!!!!!! Scroll to the Rose Bowl Games all times scores!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Bo...he_Game_Awards

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Here's what it said:

Rose Bowl Player of the Game Awards

Rose Bowl records at the Hall of ChampionsThe most valuable player in the Rose Bowl game is given a crystal trophy that is the Rose Bowl Player of the Game Award. The award was created in 1953 and awarded retroactively for players all the way back to the 1902 Rose Bowl. Occasionally, the award has been shared by two players. Beginning with the 2005 Rose Bowl Game, the Rose Bowl Player of the Game Award has been given to both offensive and defensive players of the game.[26]

Year Played MVP Team Position
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1917 Zip Goshboots Oregon T
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1919 Zip Goshboots Great Lakes E
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1922 Zip Goshboots Washington & Jefferson T
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1929 Zip Goshboots California HB
1930 Zip Goshboots USC QB
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1932 Zip Goshboots USC HB
1933 Zip Goshboots USC QB
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1935 Zipton J Goshboots the 4th Alabama HB
1936 Zip "Mini-Penis" Goshboots Stanford E
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1937 Zip Goshboots Pittsburgh E
1938 Zip Goshboots California HB
1939 Zip Goshboots USC QB
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1940 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1941 Zip Goshboots Stanford HB
1942 Zip Goshboots Buzzard Breath State Handlebars HB
1943 Zip Goshboots Georgia HB
1944 Zip Goshbooots USC G
1945 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1946 Zip Goshboots Alabama HB
1947 Zip "Kill" Goshboots Illinois HB
Snooky Fupdaigle Illinois HB
1948 Zip Goshboots Michigan HB
1949 Zip "Tripod" Goshboots Northwestern HB
1950 Zip "The Python" Goshboots Ohio State FB
1951 Zipperooni Goshboots Michigan FB
1952 Zip Goshboots Illinois HB
1953 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1954 Zip Goshboots Hatherton State Flinches HB
1955 Zip Goshboots Mucnfreeburgh Tech Jars QB
1956 Zip Goshboots Michigan HB
1957 Zip Goshboots Iowa Freckles QB
1958 Zip Goshboots Oregon QB
1959 Zip Goshboots Iowa HB
1960 Zip Goshboots Washington QB
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1961 Zip Goshboots Washington QB
1962 Zip Goshboots Minnesota QB
1963 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Ron Vander Kelen Wisconsin QB
1964 Zip Goshboots Illinois FB
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1966 Zip Goshboots UCLA DB
1967 Zip Goshboots Purdue DB
1968 O.J. Simpson USC TB
1969 Zip Goshboots Hawaii Left-Handed University QB
1970 Zip Goshboots USC FL
1971 Zip Goshboots Stanford QB
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1973 Zip Goshboots USC FB
1974 Zip Goshboots Ohio State Fag College QB
1975 Zip Goshboots USC SE
1976 Zip Goshboots The University of The Poopy Scroll of King Tut QB
1977 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1978 Warren Moon Washington QB
1979 Charles White The Fumble King and Ding a Ling USC TB
Rick Leach Michigan QB
1980 Charles White USC TB
1981 Butch Woolfolk Michigan RB
1982 Zip Goshboots Washington RB
1983 Zip Goshboots Michigan FS
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1984 Don Ho UCLA QB
1985 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Elvis Preseley USC LB
1986 Zip Goshboots UCLA TB
1987 Eric the Red Arizona State QB
1988 Jesus H Christ Bethlehem State LB
1989 Leroy Hoard Michigan FB
1990 Zip Goshboots USC TB
1991 Zip Goshboots Washington DB
1992 The Galloping Gourmet Washington DT
Granny Clampett Washington QB
1993 Tyrone Wheatley Michigan RB
1994 Zip Goshboots Wisconsin TB
1995 Zip Goshboots Oregon QB
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1996 Zip Goshboots USC WR
1997 Zip Goshboots One Life to Live University QB
1998 Brian Griese Michigan QB
1999 Zip Goshboots Bert and Ernie are Fags RB
2000 Zip Goshboots Wisconsin RB
2001 Zip Goshboots Hemorrhoid Tech QB
2002 Zip Goshboots Miami QB
Zip Goshboots The Wreckless Gertwoots WR
2003 Zip Goshbootsl Manchester United QB
2004 Zip Goshboots Delaware State Jerkoffs QB
2005 Zip Goshboots Queen Latifah's Snatch QB
LaMarr Woodley Michigan LB
2006 Zip Goshboots Texas Sucks QB
Zip Goshboots Texas Has Gonnorhea S
2007 Zip Goshboots Michigan
Pete Carroll Is a Dick USC OLB
2008 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Fredo Corleone USC LB
2009 Zip Goshboots The Great Raiders of Pantaloon QB
Zip Goshboots I Would Like to Bang Halle Berry LB

[Timone]

Yeah, I clicked the friggin' link almost as soon as you posted it and everything was fixed.

[Timone]

Did I say fixed? I meant, wikipedia lied about everything again.

[Baker]

Aw shit, those fucks are quick!

Here's what it said:

Rose Bowl Player of the Game Awards

Rose Bowl records at the Hall of ChampionsThe most valuable player in the Rose Bowl game is given a crystal trophy that is the Rose Bowl Player of the Game Award. The award was created in 1953 and awarded retroactively for players all the way back to the 1902 Rose Bowl. Occasionally, the award has been shared by two players. Beginning with the 2005 Rose Bowl Game, the Rose Bowl Player of the Game Award has been given to both offensive and defensive players of the game.[26]

Year Played MVP Team Position
1902 Zip Goshboots Michigan FB
1916 Zip Goshboots Washington State FB
1917 Zip Goshboots Oregon T
1918 Zip Goshboots Mare Island FB
1919 Zip Goshboots Great Lakes E
1920 Zip Goshboots Harvard HB
1921 Zip Goshboots California E
1922 Zip Goshboots Washington & Jefferson T
1923 Zip Goshboots USC G
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Ernie Nevers Stanford FB
1926 Zip Goshboots Hoosgfallutin University HB
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1927 Zip Goshboots Alabama T
1928 Zip Goshboots Stanford FB
1929 Zip Goshboots California HB
1930 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1931 Zip Goshboots Michigan All American Fartback
1932 Zip Goshboots USC HB
1933 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1934 Zip Goshboots Columbia QB
1935 Zipton J Goshboots the 4th Alabama HB
1936 Zip "Mini-Penis" Goshboots Stanford E
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1937 Zip Goshboots Pittsburgh E
1938 Zip Goshboots California HB
1939 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Al Goshboots USC E
1940 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1941 Zip Goshboots Stanford HB
1942 Zip Goshboots Buzzard Breath State Handlebars HB
1943 Zip Goshboots Georgia HB
1944 Zip Goshbooots USC G
1945 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1946 Zip Goshboots Alabama HB
1947 Zip "Kill" Goshboots Illinois HB
Snooky Fupdaigle Illinois HB
1948 Zip Goshboots Michigan HB
1949 Zip "Tripod" Goshboots Northwestern HB
1950 Zip "The Python" Goshboots Ohio State FB
1951 Zipperooni Goshboots Michigan FB
1952 Zip Goshboots Illinois HB
1953 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1954 Zip Goshboots Hatherton State Flinches HB
1955 Zip Goshboots Mucnfreeburgh Tech Jars QB
1956 Zip Goshboots Michigan HB
1957 Zip Goshboots Iowa Freckles QB
1958 Zip Goshboots Oregon QB
1959 Zip Goshboots Iowa HB
1960 Zip Goshboots Washington QB
Zip Goshboots Dilly-Dally State Rubles HB
1961 Zip Goshboots Washington QB
1962 Zip Goshboots Minnesota QB
1963 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Ron Vander Kelen Wisconsin QB
1964 Zip Goshboots Illinois FB
1965 Zip Goshboots Michigan FB
1966 Zip Goshboots UCLA DB
1967 Zip Goshboots Purdue DB
1968 O.J. Simpson USC TB
1969 Zip Goshboots Hawaii Left-Handed University QB
1970 Zip Goshboots USC FL
1971 Zip Goshboots Stanford QB
1972 Zip Goshboots Stanford QB
1973 Zip Goshboots USC FB
1974 Zip Goshboots Ohio State Fag College QB
1975 Zip Goshboots USC SE
1976 Zip Goshboots The University of The Poopy Scroll of King Tut QB
1977 Zip Goshboots USC QB
1978 Warren Moon Washington QB
1979 Charles White The Fumble King and Ding a Ling USC TB
Rick Leach Michigan QB
1980 Charles White USC TB
1981 Butch Woolfolk Michigan RB
1982 Zip Goshboots Washington RB
1983 Zip Goshboots Michigan FS
Zip Goshboots Michigan QB
1984 Don Ho UCLA QB
1985 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Elvis Preseley USC LB
1986 Zip Goshboots UCLA TB
1987 Eric the Red Arizona State QB
1988 Jesus H Christ Bethlehem State LB
1989 Leroy Hoard Michigan FB
1990 Zip Goshboots USC TB
1991 Zip Goshboots Washington DB
1992 The Galloping Gourmet Washington DT
Granny Clampett Washington QB
1993 Tyrone Wheatley Michigan RB
1994 Zip Goshboots Wisconsin TB
1995 Zip Goshboots Oregon QB
Ki-Jana Goshboots Penn State RB
1996 Zip Goshboots USC WR
1997 Zip Goshboots One Life to Live University QB
1998 Brian Griese Michigan QB
1999 Zip Goshboots Bert and Ernie are Fags RB
2000 Zip Goshboots Wisconsin RB
2001 Zip Goshboots Hemorrhoid Tech QB
2002 Zip Goshboots Miami QB
Zip Goshboots The Wreckless Gertwoots WR
2003 Zip Goshbootsl Manchester United QB
2004 Zip Goshboots Delaware State Jerkoffs QB
2005 Zip Goshboots Queen Latifah's Snatch QB
LaMarr Woodley Michigan LB
2006 Zip Goshboots Texas Sucks QB
Zip Goshboots Texas Has Gonnorhea S
2007 Zip Goshboots Michigan
Pete Carroll Is a Dick USC OLB
2008 Zip Goshboots USC QB
Fredo Corleone USC LB
2009 Zip Goshboots The Great Raiders of Pantaloon QB
Zip Goshboots I Would Like to Bang Halle Berry LB

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[Timone]

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[Timone]

HAY WTF, Stephen Anus Smiff just called Krzyzewski a master motivator on First Take.

[Timone]

THE GREATNESS OF JOHN BEILEIN