The General Election for President, Barack Obama vs. John McCain

[Uncle Mxy]

Are yellow teeth considered a "mistake"?

I'm sure McCain had a quality dental plan at the Hanoi Hilton.

[Glenn]

It just seems like his handlers could have slipped some Crest Whitestrips into his overnight bag when he decided to start campaigning.

[Uncle Mxy]

Obama says McCain's losing his bearings.

A younger Team McCain staffer goes apeshit, trying to spin that phrase into an ageist attack (which it may be) and acting defensive to a stupid degree.

Team Obama's response? Team McCain is losing its bearings, too.

And we're just getting warmed up...

[Tahoe]

^ I saw that. Almost reminds me of when Bush said BO was articualate and well-dressed or something, that Bush was a racist.

[WTFchris]

I think there will be many McCain meltdowns in the general. Even fellow republicans in office are talking about his temper.

[Tahoe]

I can't remember who said it but basically the general will be like the Dem race. They'll get a lil ugly for a while, then back off, then get a lil heated again. Hope not...

[Big Swami]

^ I saw that. Almost reminds me of when Bush said BO was articualate and well-dressed or something, that Bush was a racist.

I love that shit. What the fuck were people expecting? Obama running around with a loincloth and a bone through his nose, shouting gibberish? Come on now.

[Uncle Mxy]

^ I saw that. Almost reminds me of when Bush said BO was articualate and well-dressed or something, that Bush was a racist.

That wasn't Bush... that was Joe Biden, and he said this on the day he was announcing his own candidacy:

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

Of course, Biden's two-edged sword was responsible for dismantling Giuliani:

There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11.

I'm wondering if Biden's angling for some kind of VP slot. He hasn't endorsed.

[Uncle Mxy]

Sounds kinky if you ask me...

[Tahoe]

I love that shit. What the fuck were people expecting? Obama running around with a loincloth and a bone through his nose, shouting gibberish? Come on now.

Maybe Bush had a lil thing for that well-dressed man.