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    OT: Buffalo OL Demetrius Bell

    He was a recent choice in the 2008 draft by the Bills, and figures to be a developmental prospect. I bring him to your attention for one reason and one reason only:

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/footb...02350495_x.htm

    His daddy is Karl Malone. When Malone was 20 and Bell's mama was 12, they met and had some hot Louisiana intercourse, producing an NFL-caliber offensive lineman. Malone has subsequently refused to acknowledge Bell, as any good parent in that situation would.
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    His mom had him when she was 12? Dear lord, I didn't know that was possible
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    You've lived quite the sheltered life then.

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    Well, I guess looking back on it, that may be the earliest I've heard girls can get pregnant.
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    There have been younger girls.

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    What's the youngest?
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    ur mom.

    In all seriousness, I don't know.

    What I do know is that this isn't nearly as good as a 29 year old Rocket plowing a 15 year old.
    Last edited by Timone; 04-30-2008 at 07:39 AM.

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    ^Mailman apologist
    Find a new slant.

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    ^Gee, where else have I heard about Malone denying one of his kids?

    The guy is a redneck. He's still probably banging 12 year olds.
    Last edited by Timone; 04-30-2008 at 07:58 AM.

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