Originally Posted by
BubblesTheLion
Lightning illuminates the sky over the peek of a rolling hill. Thunder crashes with the coordinated steps of a 13 man army. The bright sky reveals the rain falling into puddles of blood. The blood of 59 nations.
Each cylinder pumps with fire, the engines roar with such ferocity it could move Blaha's comb over. As this mighty legion approaches the destination of fate, 4 obstacles stand before them. First, are cowering dogs from a cesspool of homosexual incest. They are doomed. Yet, they do not flee. This is not because they possess the virtue of courage and honor, no, they are a lower breed of bile. Too stupid to know when to run away. How dare they even stand on the same plane of battle with our Pistons, they dishonor God and curse the heavens with their presence at our feet. For this transgression their heads be ripped out of their torso SubZero style. And their bones are the meal of which we will mix with shit in our garden of victory. The fruits of which will be poisoned and served to starving inner city kids in Philly.
May Rocky be written out of the history books after our conquest! Pandora's box has been opened, The Rubicon has been crossed. The resistance of our opposition is akin to gas that fuels us faster. Detroit will drink the blood of millions, but the thirst can never be satisfied.
It's playoff time you mother fuckers, KILL THEM ALL!!
NO PRISONERS!
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