Aks bukdow

[Zip Goshboots]

bukdow:

I have an issue that has got to be solved. It is really bothering me.
I have lost interest in sex. Now, ordinarily that's no big deal. I'm 45, and really don't care anymore, plus I'm sick of the bichhez if ya know what I mean LOLZ.

NOW: Here is the real problem: I don't even want to look at Pornhub and whack off uncontrollably all weekend any longer. God, man, what is WRONG with me? All those bitchez, they all take it up the ass, and I don't even care!

Oh god, I know what you're going to say: I've turned gay. Well, I wanted to know so I watched my neighbor Tim shovel his snow for an hour last week and nope, no boner. I would think watching a big, burly guy like Tim do real man's work would give me a boner, but all it did was convince me to give him a twenty to shovel my snow.

What do I do, bukdow? Should I get on the Viagra so I feel like whacking off again?

[DennyMcLain]

The latest issue of Smithsonian has a delectable piece on ancient Greek statues. If you're hot for marble nudes, like I am, I suggest you pick one up.

[Darth Thanatos]

Evolution? Illegal immigration? The Confederate flag? Video games?

[Timone]

buk, what makes a Michigan State man?

[Glenn]

buk, do you hire homeless people to return your cans & bottles for you?

Wait, does Perrier come in a bottle that has a deposit?

nevermind

[Timone]

Nevermind this thread.

[Tahoe]

NVM this thread

[Vinny]

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15065

[Glenn]

^Nice public service, Vinny.

[Glenn]

buk,

Have you ever ordered anything from Acorn? http://acornonline.com

I suspect that this leatherbound pocket-sized copy of the U.S. Constitution is sitting on your desk



And if you tell me that you don't own a similar Irish Walking Cape to this one, I'll call you a liar.