The Favorite Quotes thread

[Pharaoh]

That's cause Bono believes he's God.

[Glenn]

From Swami's Boner Party link...

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” - GQ, October 2008

and placed in the official thread, how ironic

[Timone]

"Who gives a fuck!" - DennyMcLain

[Glenn]

I think I'm either coming down with something or I'm just lazy.

[Glenn]

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.

[Pharaoh]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...



not screaming like the passengers in his car.



A computer once beat me at chess...



but was no match for me at kick boxing

[Timone]

"If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero."

[Mr. Oobir]

Chills

[Timone]

"When in doubt, knock 'em out." - Big Vinny (1943-1979)

[Timone]

“I bought a Corvette, some cocaine and the rest I spent on foolishness.” — George Jones on how he spent a $100K bonus he received in the early 1970s.