Moderately OT: Cool Voicemail

[Atticus771]

So, I was checking my voicemail this afternoon when I got out of class, and I hear:

"Hi, this is Tayshaun Prince of the Detroit Pistons..."

At this point, I almost crapped my pants.

Tay proceeded to talk about Friday night's game and the Pistons Care Telethon. This made me feel less-special, but at least I have a voicemail from the Palace Prince. Anyone else get this?

[Kstat]

They've been sending mass voice mails out for years. it's usually Sheed or Tayshaun.

[Timone]

The voicemail I received from that guy who said he was banging my girlfriend wasn't nearly as cool. You win.

[Zekyl]

Sorry Karl, but I thought it was the best way to tell you.

[Timone]

Name's not Karl anymore, it's Douche. And since you don't know my name, I doubt you know my #. Plus, this guy had a manly voice.

Ok, it was me. I was bored.

[Glenn]

Name's not Karl anymore, it's Douche.

This guy might take exception to that.

[Timone]

Also, Zekyl, don't even bother picking up your phone. We have you wired.

[Timone]

My name is actually pronounced like it rhymes with touche.

[Big Swami]

My name is actually pronounced like it rhymes with touche.

...Sir Douché Baggins?

[Zekyl]

I'm sorry, but you'll always be Karl to me.