Official post here when you are drunk thread and cant find the drunk thread thread

[Vinny]

If by "Blackberry Brandy" you mean Jameson, then yes, I agree with you.

[DE]

Beer, whiskey and some....uh....well....beer and whisky

[DE]

And it's not wise to be doing this since I've only gone 18 days without smoking. Cigarettes.

Edit: It's been 20 days.

[Tahoe]

Fuck, I was hurting this morning. I just got home...hair of the dog is the only thing that might help.

[Zekyl]

First night in a week and a half that I haven't gone out with friends and had a few beers.

[Zekyl]

Within 5 minutes of posting this I have 3 different people get ahold of me about going out tonight. I'll see you here in a few hours if I remember.

[gusman]

yeah im drunk so what,

you wanna know what its mothers day and I am ready to go do some face bashing if thats what needs be. my mom makes this ice cream cake that is so good and i love it. layers of oreo cookie vanilla ice cream fudge0000cholcolooteloete and banananas and ice cream of the strawberyy decent and oh man is it god. I ah was ah set up to eat it just two or three minutes ago and i bit into that fuckin ice cream smorcus borg and what do I find????????????????????mint fucking chocolote chip ice cream with mint flavored god dam fudge, that is some bullshit, if i wanted mint I wwould but some gum and chew fore christ sakes. So i thought about how angery I was and how I wanted to fight someone because this desert was not normal and then I realized that the person I wanted to fight was my mom and that it was mothers day and I laughed some more. how can i explain thisk, it;s like ah watching porn or any hot girl for that matter and you are reallhy into this shit and you are like yeah this is sweet and then bam banm, its a transvestite special and they have a regender assignment and you are like oh shit . the ice cream is like the hot girl that you found out was a guy, pre op, and dont even get me started on the girl front, i coulda banged this girl tonight she is just too young and I work with her so i did not, and some women backed into my car today, fuck her too, what can I do, ijust gotta pay my dehusctable and be done with it. You wanna talk movies, apoctolypto is the shizzy, and the fountatin is the death is the path to awe, dam me

[gusman]

thats it i am going to bed and throwing the fucking ice cream plate out the window.

good night and god bless

[Glenn]

POTY?

[DrRay11]

Damn, I've got some work to do.