Official post here when you are drunk thread and cant find the drunk thread thread

[Unibomber]

Last weekend I got hammered and ended up having sex with a black girl inside her sorority house.

Where this thread was when I needed it, I will never know.

[Vinny]

OMG! A Black Girl???? You must have been drunk!

[Zekyl]

I didn't make it to this thread last night, I was too hammered to get online. A friend turned 21 so we took him out and got him tanked.

[gusman]

I got so drunk last night after golf than I passed out around 9 at my house and then woke up at 3 am, could not get back to sleep, and watched saved by the bell episodes of 1991 until morning.

zack got a fake ID and met a girl from usc
injured his leg before a basketball game
bet slater he could cut class
screech won a chess tournament

I think I am in love with kelly kaposki, is that wrong?

[DE]

I've always wondered if it's posting here when you're only drunk (not to be confused with only when you're drunk).

[geerussell]

I could easily double my post count if I actually remembered to post here when I was drunk.

[DennyMcLain]

is dray now eray, or dray or d-ray or something like dre-ray or dr-ray. where is that other post thing topic section.

not drunk but its friday at work ANSD i want to go home now so i might. too many esxhastr fumes rom theser fucking bikees.

[Tahoe]

"m pretty fuckin drunk right now.

[Tahoe]

should have a tourament of the hot chicks or something. Like the other tournament but use chicks for the peeps we vote instead of the other ones we used.

[Tahoe]

man that red wine is making me feel awefully queezy. Fuck all that other shit dust drink beer and lil blackberry brandy here and there and you'll be fine, but if you add wine...you never know for sure.