Official post here when you are drunk thread and cant find the drunk thread thread

[Glenn]

i would stick it in hillary clinton's poop shute and who would blame me??????????? ahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahah

I'm guessing that she would. And possibly the authorities.

[Shoopy]

Not drunk, but sick. Have been for the past week or so.Terrible head-cold. Waking up with nostrils plugged with snot. Sneezing. Coughing. Hacking. Wheezing. Craigslisting. Masturbating.

[Zekyl]

Not drunk, but sick. Have been for the past week or so.Terrible head-cold. Waking up with nostrils plugged with snot. Sneezing. Coughing. Hacking. Wheezing. Craigslisting. Masturbating.

What else is there to do when you're sick?

[Uncle Mxy]

I assume masturbating helps clear the snot out. So does judicial use of Craigslist, for that matter.

[gusman]

i am sick as hell right now. stomach flu turned into regular flu?? WTF

[Tahoe]

Hear ye, hear ye or something

[UxKa]

Calling all somethings

[Glenn]

I'm in the vortex.

[Tahoe]

I'm heading down the one way street right now. I'll check back later.

[DrRay11]

Fucking awesome bruh