Kosova declares independence from Serbia

[DennyMcLain]

Shit. THAT close to Italy, eh?

Ohhhh us stupid Americans. Everything's a surprise.

[MOLA1]

Albanians may be wonderful people, and there may be great Albanian people everywhere from Mother Theresa to John Belushi.

Here are some names that people may recognize, but never thought were Albanian:


Homer (not Simpson)
Stan Dragoti
Joseph DioGuardi
Lee Elia
Regis Philbin
Bill Kovach
Tie Domi

[MikeMyers]

Domi was known as the Albanian aggressor.

Homer is not Albanian.

[Big Swami]

Go ahead and post a map of Aztlan while you're at it.

[DennyMcLain]

If you can tell me where this is, I will kiss your virtual feet, Swami.

Answer: gjirokastor, albania

[MOLA1]

Go ahead and post a map of Aztlan while you're at it.

You mean to tell me that the Kosovars migrated there to the point where they
inhabit 98% of the place to this day? That's retarded. Our land has been
taken from us over time from the North and South, mostly North.

I think Native Americans having their land stripped would be a bit more fitting,
rather than comparing our brothers in Kosova to Mexicans coming in to the
United States. We didn't sell Kosova for 10K dude. It was taken over.

In any case, the whole point of this thread was discussing how the Serbs are
bored and that's why they ambushed the Embassy. Their goverment is bass
ackwards and that's why they have resentment to the United States.

God bless Wesley Clark. Thanks for the entertainment though BS.

[Zip Goshboots]

Eliza Dushku is part Albanian. Although I can't say anything for the rest of the people.



I was born in Croatia. Family fled to America in 1970s and Michigan. Then what was left of the family left Dearborn after Muslims took over.

Any of you computer whizzes know how I can make that "cough/bullshit" sound with a computer, and then put it here?

[Timone]

^ You CAN do it like this:

*cough*bullshit*cough*