Jethro's UM Football Thread

[Tahoe]

It had a very elegant name (this thread) to begin with: The Jethro 34 UM Info Thread. That's because Jethro made the request yesterday. Then someone changed it to UM Football Info, and I rightly and jutifiably protested with vehemence! "THIS is outrageous!" I exclaimed to the masses. Then it was changed to Jethro UM football Thread.
How droll. How gauche.

And I am saying now, and here, that I will accept suggestions unless Jethro ackowleges all the work Tahoe has put into this thing.
Jethro, you have until 7:00PM tonight to respond!

7pm east coast or west coast?

Seriously, Zip good thread

[Zip Goshboots]

That was meant to be Central time.
But, per Glenn's suggestion: Any ideas?

Jethro34 All Michigan All the Time??

[Tahoe]

Not bad at all Zip. All American All the time.

Can't we get Jethro and RR in the same title somehow? I mean they both deserve it.

[Zip Goshboots]

Look closely, I think I saw Tahoe!!

[Zip Goshboots]

Jethro34's Rod Out Michigan Football Thread

[Tahoe]

I can't believe someone actually took the time to write that thing. Is he serious? Self pitty.

Did you see in the RR thread that his mom or something is getting death threats?

[Zip Goshboots]

Yes I did. I'm sure there's a realtor in Ann Arbor looking for a house that's just close enough for her to visit once a week, but too far away to visit every day.

[Zip Goshboots]

Here's a little quote from Shafer, the new DC. If this doesn;t give you a boner, you're not human.

"Scheme is overrated, I've always believed that," Shafer said. "What's not overrated is getting your kids to play with great effort, great attitude and great enthusiasm. Those are things we can control on a daily basis, and that will be my primary goal. ... The philosophy of our defense is attack-oriented, attack and react. We want to be a defense this is multiple, that is always putting pressure and forcing the hand of the offense. We want to be a penetrating defense.
"If you're going to (ask) what our objectives are? The one thing we want to do is stop the run, force them to throw the ball on first down, create negative plays on first down ... and get ourselves in position to force them to throw the ball. Get them one-dimensional. We don't want to be a defense that sits back. We want to be a defense that creates turnovers and scores touchdowns. Lead the conference in sacks, interceptions and defensive scores. That's how it's always been everywhere I've coached and how it will be at Michigan

[Zip Goshboots]

Jethro: You need to name this thread!! What the hell do you think Tahoe is doing all this work for?
This is going to be the Primo Thread of America, and your lackadaisical approach has me somewhat baffled.

[Zip Goshboots]

More Boner Talk: BARWIS. Chuck Norris, when questioned recently while chewing some glass and beating the hell out of Vladimir Putin while mowing his lawn and wrestling a polar bear, said this: "When I grow up, I want to be Mike Barwis"

http://michigan.scout.com/2/719134.html