Michigan Hockey is Barwissed. They barwissed Western Michigan tonight, 6-1. Apparently, they were chanting "Barwis Ohio State and get Pryor". This is unbarwissable. The whole world had gone completely mad! Just a few seconds ago, my daughter was so barwissed, she asked me to help her with her homework! I fuckin' barwissed her into next Tuesday with a hip check half gainer. Fuck that punk!
Anyway, UM football is going to Barwis the Big Ten for the next twenty years. I'm totally barwissed about this shit.