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NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH
Dear Keith,
I love Chris Webber. I am copiously wet in all my feminine private areas for his stiffness. I hear he's not with that skanky bitch-ho Tyra anymore. I am perfect, will sign the pre-nup, and can have my legs spread at a moment's notice. Why won't he have me? Am I not pretty enough? Please advise.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who Writes Webber Love Notes To Your Column
(in other words, LOSERS)
Last edited by Uncle Mxy; 12-24-2007 at 03:42 PM.
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Terrible.
Everytime I see Chris Webber, for some reason I think of R. Kelly.
Does that happen to any of you guys?
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A Great Name
Nope. I think of that timeout.
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CLEVELAND'S FINEST
V, he wasn't horrible, but as the year went on you saw his game going downhill. I think he could still contribute for someone, but I just don't want him with the Pistons. I remember him having some really great games for us. I also remember his complete lack of mobility and athleticism killing us in a few games.
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Thanks for realizing that I'm not the only one that can post these, Greg.
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OK, Evil Keith has spoken.
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