LLTP: Pistons mailbag 12.24.07

[Uncle Mxy]

Dear Keith,

I love Chris Webber. I am copiously wet in all my feminine private areas for his stiffness. I hear he's not with that skanky bitch-ho Tyra anymore. I am perfect, will sign the pre-nup, and can have my legs spread at a moment's notice. Why won't he have me? Am I not pretty enough? Please advise.

Sincerely,
Everyone Who Writes Webber Love Notes To Your Column
(in other words, LOSERS)

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

Everytime I see Chris Webber, for some reason I think of R. Kelly.


Does that happen to any of you guys?

[Timone]

Nope. I think of that timeout.

[Zekyl]

V, he wasn't horrible, but as the year went on you saw his game going downhill. I think he could still contribute for someone, but I just don't want him with the Pistons. I remember him having some really great games for us. I also remember his complete lack of mobility and athleticism killing us in a few games.

[Glenn]

Thanks for realizing that I'm not the only one that can post these, Greg.

[Big Swami]

OK, Evil Keith has spoken.

[Glenn]

PURE EVIL