Official DwYAne Wade courageous FT thread.

[Timone]

That's a fuckin' lie.

Nobody has ALWAYS liked Alonzo. Not even his own mother.

Neither do his kidneys.


Boo!! Hiss! Asshole!

[UxKa]

His teddy bear is even scared of him.

[WTFchris]

I use to like Zo back in the day. Now he just flexes and shows off every time he makes a decent play. He's annoying.

[Zekyl]

But no one can accuse him of being a pussy. For all the stupid showboating he does (FLEXOOOOO), he never backs down from shit and he always man's up. I've never been a huge fan of his, there's been times that he annoyed the crap out of me, but you've got to respect him for this.

[Timone]

Ok, I'm going to say it differently: I like Alonzo Mourning, when he DIDN'T play the Pistons.

[Zekyl]

I'd have to think that if Dwyane Wade had Zo's kidney problems, he wouldn't have left the hospital bed for months, if not a full year, with a constant IV drip of vicodin or something.

[Big Swami]

If Dwyane Wade had Zo's kidney problems, he would have ripped them out of his back and flung them into a crowd of defenders and earned himself a trip to the stripe.

[Timone]

From now on Free Throws will be named the Dwyane Wades.

[Big Swami]

I'm already calling them that in my mind, and it sounds good. Thanks, MM

[Timone]

"He is fouled and will now go to the line for two Dwyane Wades."