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With Evil Keith Langlois

Pistons.com editor Keith Langlois has a psychotic alter ego who answers your questions about the Pistons and NBA. To have your question considered by Nice Keith, submit it along with your name and city to klanglois@palacenet.com. Evil Keith will then stroke his pointy goatee and consider how best to mock you for your stupid question, stupid.

Be sure to include 'Pistons Mailbag' in the subject line.

Both Keiths reserve the right to edit your question for the sake of brevity or clarity.

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Thursday, December 13

Renee (Troy): What did Joe Dumars say to Rasheed after last season? I’ll bet it was something along the lines of play like you’re capable of playing and be respectful of the game or we’ll trade you.

Evil Keith Langlois: Whatever stories you hear about who said what to whom, it's a 99% chance of being bullshit. In fact, whatever stories I hear about who said what to whom, it's about a 75% chance of being bullshit. So don't write me about this crap. You don't know and neither do I. We might as well argue about the pros and cons of stem cell research. I'm not qualified to provide any answers on that shit either, and you're sure as hell not qualified to ask.

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