With Evil Keith Langlois

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Curtis (Lansing): I’ve heard rumors about Chris Webber being signed. Do you think signing him will slow the development of Jason Maxiell and Amir Johnson or will practicing and learning from him only make them better?

Evil Keith Langlois: Curtis, ever since the season began and there was no Chris Webber on the Pistons' roster, strange things have been happening to me. I find myself up at 4:30am, sweating, hoping that a glass of whiskey will put me to sleep. But it never does. The nightmares always come back. How did I find myself in this position? It's hard to say. When I hate people like you as much as I do, I don't know how I ended up answering your fan mail. But something has to give soon. I think if the new medication doesn't take hold, there will be terrible consequences for the next person who writes me about Chris Webber, and there isn't a jury in the world that will convict me.

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