Currently drinking...

[Zip Goshboots]

The trouble with brushing your teeth is that immediately afterward everything tastes like shit.
So, as the old line goes, solve the problem by not brushing your teeth!

[Uncle Mxy]

Zip called this one right. I wake up, drink and eat something, brush teeth and shower, typically in that order for exactly that reason. Toothpaste makes food and drink taste ick for me for 30-60 minutes.

[Glenn]

There's almost nothing worse than toothpaste and orange juice.

[Fool]

Yeah, I also don't take a shower right before I roll in the mud or sniff coke right before I go to bed.

[DrRay11]

I didn't make the assumption that you ate before you brushed. I guess I didn't connect Mountain Dew with morning...

[Glenn]

Diet Pepsi

Scrumptious.

[Zip Goshboots]

I've tried diet drinks, and can't get used to them. They were, to me, only slightly more difficult to get used to than, say, a mouthful of Red Man chewing tobacco.

[MikeMyers]

I've noticed that diet soft drinks and smoking go hand in hand.

[DrRay11]

Chocolate milk = love.

[Hermy]

codine.