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The Gay Blade
The trouble with brushing your teeth is that immediately afterward everything tastes like shit.
So, as the old line goes, solve the problem by not brushing your teeth!
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH
Zip called this one right. I wake up, drink and eat something, brush teeth and shower, typically in that order for exactly that reason. Toothpaste makes food and drink taste ick for me for 30-60 minutes.
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There's almost nothing worse than toothpaste and orange juice.
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Yeah, I also don't take a shower right before I roll in the mud or sniff coke right before I go to bed.
STEW BEEF!
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I didn't make the assumption that you ate before you brushed. I guess I didn't connect Mountain Dew with morning...
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The Gay Blade
I've tried diet drinks, and can't get used to them. They were, to me, only slightly more difficult to get used to than, say, a mouthful of Red Man chewing tobacco.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
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I've noticed that diet soft drinks and smoking go hand in hand.
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