Official "John Hollinger is a Cunt" Thread

[Glenn]

He just made me laugh.

Eugene (North Hollywood, CA)
How long did it take to make a system that reflects your hatred for every player/team in the league?

John Hollinger (3:40 PM)
Eons, honestly. I had to channel my hate for every team and player at the same time just to come up with a formula this evil. It's not easy, but with liquor and patience it can be done.

[Glenn]

Also, where is Zekyl?

[Glenn]

His playoff predictor says we'll get the #7 seed!

Pistons nation rejoices!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

[Glenn]

5% chance to get to the Finals!

We have a better chance at the championship (2.5) than we have to win the division (2.4)!

This is great news!

[Fool]

That seems right.

[Glenn]

I like how 38 wins is good enough for #7.

[Glenn]

HIRED.

http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1768241

[Pharaoh]

Hollinger IS the Grizzlies advanced stats department!

Time will tell is he was worth hiring but in the short term I think this is great! I don't have to read anymore of his bullshit

[Koolaid]

it's smart for any small market/ low budget team to use advanced stats. they need to get more bang for their buck, and they aren't going to get any of the big no brainer star free agents either.

[Pharaoh]

It's smart for every team to use advanced stats...

if the majority of the league is doing it and you're not you're at a disadvantage, regardless of how much stock you put in the data.

It will be interesting to see how far down the rabbit hole the Grizz will go now they have someone in the Advanced Stats department...