defrocked wins WTF Sportsbook Contest #7, Lord of the Alpacas title

[Fool]

If you will.

[darkobetterthanmelo]

I went for it all and lost. I could have been lame and done 5018 on LSU -4, but I wanted to make things interesting. Kind of lame about my title being ripped from me, but I'll be sure to become the only repeat winner.

[Glenn]

DBTM, no offense on the title thing, I thought it was pretty well established that the record holder gets the title.

*insert wrestling analogy from The Mailman*

[Timone]

darkobetterthanmelo, if you want another shot at the title, I can arrange for a match between you and the current champion at this Sunday's "Royal Rumble" PPV.

[Glenn]

I was expecting something like

YOU GOT TO "BEAT" THE MAN, IN ORDER TO "BE" THE MAN

Add in a "brother" at the end, if it suits you.

[Timone]

DARKOBETTERTHANMELO, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE MAN TO BE THE MAN BROTHER. WOO!!

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM. OOOH YEAH!

[Glenn]

I WILL TAKE YOU ON DBTM, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, ANY WHERE

*hit from behind with a folding chair, fake blood packet punctured*

[Timone]

*darkobetterthanmelo proceeds to cut a scathing promo*

"GLENNDANZIG! GLENNDANZIG! YOU'VE SCREWED ME OVER FOR THE LAST TIME. READ MY NAME, DOES IT SAY DARKO IS WORSE THAN MELO? NO, IT SAYS HE'S BETTER. EVEN THOUGH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, I'M BETTER THAN YOU GLENNDANZIG AND I WILL PROVE IT AT THE UPCOMING PPV."

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

Kind of lame about my title being ripped from me

Quit bitching, I've been begging for a Title for 6 months now...

Wil Ledezma has won a total of 20267
darkobetterthanmelo has won a total of 17883
Glenn has won a total of 17008
micknugget has won a total of 11345
RegicideGreg has won a total of 8929

[Zekyl]

Multiple people have been begging for titles. GET ON IT GLENN!