Ask NoQuarter why you're a douche-bag thread.

[-NoQuarter-]

Well, the joke is on you. I didn't go to either school. In fact, I'm just a junior in college at the ripe age of 44. AND, I stay in the dorms with alot of hot chicks.
Plus, this is my student ID photo, and I bet I'm much better looking than you!

You're also a douche-bag because every time I read your name, I wonder what the fuck a "Zip Goshboots" is.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's a rhetorical question. I don't actually want to know what's wrong with you or where the priest touched you as a child.

[Balkan]

Dear NoQuarter,

why am I a douche?

P.S Is it your intention to overthrow the Emperor of Japan and install yourself as Shogun?

[Glenn]

This appears to be a special cameo appearance of the Terrordome in the Off Topic forum.

^ What a douchey thing to say.

[Zip Goshboots]

You're also a douche-bag because every time I read your name, I wonder what the fuck a "Zip Goshboots" is.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's a rhetorical question. I don't actually want to know what's wrong with you or where the priest touched you as a child.

This is actually a big relief. At least I know the reason i'm a douche bag isn;t because of my walking around campus in stiletto heels and capri pants.

[geerussell]

I was pretty sure the way it works is this:

highschool...grades...SAT's...

decide which college has the facilities and programs you're interested in for the advancement of your education and future career...apply...go there

then spend the next 40 years arguing...

spend the next 60 years of your life wondering why you wasted your money...

Douche.

Bag.

Hmm, my rudimentary arithmetic skills indicate that by being a douche bag I can live to be about 120 years old... and smell like strawberries. Fresh strawberries. On a summer evening.

Where do I sign up?

[Zip Goshboots]

No Quarter, why am I a douchebag?

[-NoQuarter-]

Dear NoQuarter,

why am I a douche?

P.S Is it your intention to overthrow the Emperor of Japan and install yourself as Shogun?

It depends on if you're from the Balkans and where.

and P.S.

No.

[-NoQuarter-]

This is actually a big relief. At least I know the reason i'm a douche bag isn;t because of my walking around campus in stiletto heels and capri pants.

That's douchey?

[-NoQuarter-]

Hmm, my rudimentary arithmetic skills indicate that by being a douche bag I can live to be about 120 years old... and smell like strawberries. Fresh strawberries. On a summer evening.

Where do I sign up?

You're a douche-bag for correcting my obviously exaggerated math.

Thanks for asking.

[-NoQuarter-]

By the way, those of you who ask are slightly less douchey than the douche-bags who're too afraid to ask.

Congratulations.