Ask NoQuarter why you're a douche-bag thread.

[Zekyl]

I would also like to know why I am a douche......

[-NoQuarter-]

Dear NoQuarter,

I have two questions. First, am I living the high life? Second, why am I a douche?

Dear Big Swami,

You're a douche-bag because you ask stupid questions.

[-NoQuarter-]

Why am I a douche?

E-ray, go immediately to your nearest bathroom, take a candle and journal with you, and cry about the harsh harsh world.

That should clear a few things up for ya.

[-NoQuarter-]

NoQuarter why you're a douche-bag?

You're just a douche-bag.

[DrRay11]

Lolzerpololzerpolzer. I don't think you know me too well, but that's ok. You can have another attempt.

[-NoQuarter-]

Lolzerpololzerpolzer. I don't think you know me too well, but that's ok. You can have another attempt.

Is this the "ask NoQuarter how well he knows you thread"?

You're a douche. Move on.

[DrRay11]

OK!

[-NoQuarter-]

I've known for quite some time that I'm a douche. My friends call me "VW" (Vinegar and Water) for short.
But the question is: why, oh WHY am I a douche? (No WalMart Wolverine references, please).

I couldn't clear my schedule up for the next 2 days, so a few minutes will have to suffice.

When you look in the mirror, do you see JUST a douche-bag or a douche-bag who's much too old to be on-line all day arguing with other douche-bags over which bullshit college is better than the other?

It's a fucking school. Last time I checked, some form of education was supposed to happen there. I was pretty sure the way it works is this:

highschool

grades

SAT's

decide which college has the facilities and programs you're interested in for the advancement of your education and future career

apply

go there

then spend the next 40 years arguing with the morons from the nearest "rival" educational facility why your decision was better than theirs based on a bunch of guys in uniforms running into each other.

spend the next 60 years of your life wondering why you wasted your money on said college when the shit job you're working could have been obtained just as easily by going to a community college.

Douche.

Bag.

[-NoQuarter-]

I would also like to know why I am a douche......

Dearest Zekyl,

I know NOTHING about you. AS a matter of fact, I can honestly say I cannot recall a single post I've ever read of yours.

Therefore, you must be a douche-bag.

[Zip Goshboots]

Well, the joke is on you. I didn't go to either school. In fact, I'm just a junior in college at the ripe age of 44. AND, I stay in the dorms with alot of hot chicks.
Plus, this is my student ID photo, and I bet I'm much better looking than you!