Ask NoQuarter why you're a douche-bag thread.

[Matt]

To whom it may concern,

Why am I a douche bag?

-Matt

[MoTown]

-Q-,

Am I the least douchey since I asked first? Is there any way I could shed my douchey label, or am I stuck with it for life? And should I be proud of it? Am I a douche for asking too many questions?

-Mo

[Fool]

Am I a douche because I won't look at that gross shit in the champagne room?

[JickBoy34]

Am I a douche bag because I look at the Champagne room 20 times a day?

[geerussell]

If I pronounce it as "doo shay" will I sound european and sophisticated?

[Uncle Mxy]

You'll sound like someone who doesn't know what an accent aigu is.

[geerussell]

Damn. I wasn't going for midwestern... oh well.

[JickBoy34]

NOQuarter is a douche for not responding...