Did you know? (or care?) (or GAS?)

[DrRay11]

bros, it's going to be one of those days where I fart a ton.

[Tahoe]

So this guy is having a drink in a bar and notices a jar filled with money, thinking there must be $10,000.00 in it. He asked the bartender about it and the bartender said its from a bet. To win the money the guy would have to pass 3 tests.

1. He'd have to drink a bottle of tequila.
2. There's a really huge, mean pit bull chained out back with a bad tooth and you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3. There is a 90 year old lady upstairs and he'd have to have sex with her.

So the guy thinks about it and has a couple more drinks. Then decides to do it.

So he drinks the tequilla.

2nd he goes out back. Everyone in the bar listens to the dog growling, barking, biting. The listen to the terrible fight for a while then there is silence and they figured the guy is dead. Just then the guy staggers back into the bar. He's bloody and clothes ripped to shreds, bites and gashes all over his body.

The guy stopped and looked to the bartender and asked, 'Ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"

:crickets:

[Vinny]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

BAD TOOTH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Tahoe]

Thanks bro. I feel better now.

[Timone]

Tommy is the longest-serving Power Ranger in the franchise's history and is believed by some to be the best Ranger ever within the show's continuity.

[Fool]

He started out as the green one right? Then went to white? I think he was essentially the "star" for a while there.

[Timone]

I believe so.

(and by believe so I mean I know so and I'm ashamed to admit that.)

[UxKa]

Proud to say that Tommy is the only Power Ranger I could name, and it's because I just read it here.

[Fool]

The Pink one was on ... Dawson's Creek I think for a season ... something like Dawson's creek. The original black one was on something too. I imagine the blue nerdy ranger was never on anything ever again.

[Tahoe]

I'm starting to feel some distance from my bro's here as I gain bro's on Twitter.