Things that suck...

[Tahoe]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91asmalley.phtml

Phil Hartman might have one of the top 10 funniest human beings ever.

[MikeMyers]

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

[Glenn]

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

Posting cures all.

[Fool]

The flu.

I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.

[MoTown]

People that are too "important" to use their own voice on their voicemail. Are you seriously that in love with yourself that you have to have a secretary say on your voicemail that you're not available? Creating a personal voicemail takes, what, 10 seconds?

Get over yourself and commit suicide.

[Vinny]

UPS Drivers that blatantly ignore the delivery address and thus go to the wrong door and thus I don't get the package that I paid extra to have overnighted.

[Zekyl]

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.

Have at it. I'm a sharing kinda guy.

[Timone]

Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.

Been there, done that. Not worth it.

[Zekyl]

Why do you think she's an ex?

[Cross]

insomnia
fuck!!!!!