Quote Originally Posted by Big Swami
Oh man, the stories I could tell.

My mother in law is a TRIP. She's a very talkative woman who cannot let a moment pass in silence, so she's constantly filling our ears up with worthless nonsense as if we were desperate to hear news about her friend's sister's sick cat.

Because she's so overbearing, we get just a little more sinister enjoyment out of her verbal quirks. For instance:

She can't pronounce a short "i" vowel sound. I don't know why this is. She doesn't have an accent of any kind. But she can't say "milk" or "pillow." She says "melk" and "pellow." I think it's her way of coming up with a louder, more annoying way to say simple words.
Are any of these traits tenuous in any way?

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