These are two guys who have been gradually making themselves uncooler over the years. Clinton because of crack, Green because of religion.

This is a tough call. Al Green has got a real gift in his voice, he's a monumental artist. But George Clinton is just completely out of his mind and he's worked all his life toward encouraging people to be themselves and show off their freakiness.

I met George Clinton in a recording studio I used to work at. He was always hanging around there. We watched Oprah together in the lobby one day. He's hilarious. I think I may have to go with George.