The WTF Translator

[Glenn]

Stuckey seems to have that slippery smooth body

Translation:

No translation needed.

[Fraserburn]

Nothing special. I started playing little league football when I was 10 and played through high school. However, I was better than average. I played varsity football from 9th grade on then a Class B team, now Division 3, and was a pretty good long jumper, my best jump was 20' 8" and did go to the State meet. Nothing special, but nothing to sneeze at either.

Now, onto the UM fans. You didn`t go to the school, you have never played organized football yet you are UM football fans. I`m sure it means nothing to people like you, but in reality, thats about as spineless and bandwagon as it gets. Truly, you people are THE watermark for clueless hanger-onners.

Translation:

I was decent, not great but decent. I really wish you'd stop teasing me and start giving me credit for these various athletic achievements. Hopefully I have a modicum of respect now

Now about you Tenuous Walverine Superfans you should be cheering for a Division 3 Local school, but not the Adrian Bulldogs because they have a tenuous connection to UM (Their coach played there in 74) The Kalamazoo Hornets now thats where its at!



but hey if you want to be frontrunners and become a fan of a school because you grew up watching them on TV thats just poserific. You're all a bunch of sheep, SHEEP I TELL YOU

[Glenn]

new thread?

TRANSLATION: Stop talking about this here, you'll kill this once-popular thread

[Glenn]

Nothing's changed
Please don't get overwrought by the ESPN Daily Dime report that the Pistons haven't ruled out re-signing Chris Webber. That's what we've been reporting all along. IF something, a long-term injury or a trade, happens to one of the three veteran big men, Joe Dumars would consider bringing Webber back. But right now, that's a big if. Dumars has been resolute on this: He does not want four veteran bigs. He wants to start building a younger, more athletic frontcourt; he wants Amir Johnson and Jason Maxiell to play. It is my understanding that Dumars and Webber have not spoken since before the season.

TRANSLATION:
You people can't seriously think that the national media knows more about this team and the NBA than I do. I'll tell you when something important is going to happen, until you hear from me, everything you hear is a lie.

[Glenn]

ADDENDUM TO ABOVE

"It's not easy being me. I have bloggers and internet know-it-alls sending me a lot of email calling me an 'idiot'. You people have no idea how rough my job is. I really don't get the respect I deserve, I mean, I have a blog too, but mine is informative and useful."

[Zekyl]

You forgot to put the tears. TEARS, DAMN YOU!

[Glenn]

I work from home now, so the morning commute no longer exists.

TRANSLATION:
I sleep in as late as I want, and pretty much play video games and masterbate all day.

[MoTown]

LOL.

You forgot to add that I get paid to do it.

(ttyl, I just downloaded some new porn. Be back in an hour.)

[Timone]

MoTown, PM me. I got a site for you and you don't even need to download.

[Zekyl]

Share with the group you stingey bastard!